One last hurdle in my culinary school admissions: gotta go take the Accuplacer exam
...Whaaaat?I haven't taken math since my sophomore year of HIGH SCHOOL, and they are cool with my "30" ACT score for that. (I thought ACT expired after a few years??)
But apparently, my "36" ACT scores in comprehension and grammar, and my English grammar MINOR, and the 6 EXTRA literature classes I took at the Y aren't good enough. o.O
Oh, well. At least I don't have to study.
Quotes of Joy and Grammar:
“One of the major problems encountered in time travel is not that of becoming your own father or mother. There is no problem in becoming your own father or mother that a broad-minded and well-adjusted family can't cope with. There is no problem with changing the course of history—the course of history does not change because it all fits together like a jigsaw. All the important changes have happened before the things they were supposed to change and it all sorts itself out in the end.
The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's
Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "Future Perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.” ― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.”
― Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation